For quite some time now, many have wanted to have a proper audio presentation of Anne's story of her ordeal on Isla Sorna. Well, this isn't it. This is actually something quite a bit more than that. I have created a unique and incredibly odd audio experience.
Based loosely on the events of Trespasser, Anne has crashed-landed on Isla Sorna, the dinosaur-infested island of John Hammond. But not long after she arrives, she discovers a recording device that allows her to express her thoughts and describe events that have happened to her, sometimes as they happen. As she makes her trek across the island, outrageous things continue to happen and exponentially become more incredible.
What makes this presentation so odd is that everything is done by me. Her voice, other characters, the dinosaurs, sound effects, and even music. Not one sound is taken from any other source, it is all my own vocal talent, with the aid of several audio editors. The result is a bizzare audio experience, with lots of humorous references and scenarios, that is meant to be the ultimate one-man-show parody of a game that delightfully deserves it. It is dedicated to fans of Trespasser and the Jurassic Park books and films. I hope you enjoy it.
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! WARNING !
Some of the content and language in this presentation is for mature audiences only.
An Original Audio Presentation
Written, Directed, Performed, & Edited By Derrick Davis (aka: Scallenger)
Logo By Roy Govier
A Parody Of The Dreamworks Interactive PC Game
Trespasser- The Lost World: Jurassic Park
Characters & Situations Created By Michael Crichton & Austin Grossman
Brief Musical Quote Of A Theme By John Williams
Track List
01- Illegal Warning
02- Dinosaur, Dinosaur, DINOSAUR!
03- I'm Going To Call It "Madppiper"
04- Reverse-Engineer That, Bitch!
05- Random Words Out Loud
06- Newly-Found Vocal Talents
07- Sorna Sucks!
08- I Did Eat Some Strange Plants...
09- I'm On Top Of A Mountain
10- Credits And Epilogue
Approx. Total Track Time: 1 Hour, 2 Minutes
It is also worth noting that Anne's Podcast was released on April 1st, 2010 as a gag that claimed to be the
Jurassic Trek- The Anne Adventure project. To see the page for this "fake version" that was made, click
here.